1. Volunteer at the library, hosting story-time for the little ones, wears a t-shirt with one word across the chest: EVIL.
2. In the news: woman steals meerkat from zoo, returns on the doorstep of a pet store with a note: she can't care for the precious little mongoose-like wild animal anymore.
3. My friend the other night at dinner at the every-Asian-country restaurant on going off at the saleslady at Victoria's Secret: What do you mean you don't sell nursing bras? Lactating women deserve to be sexy, too!